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Posted on Advocate.com January 20, 2010

John Mayer: Some Guys Are Sexy

By Advocate.com Editors
JOHN MAYER ROLLING STONE COVER XFULL | ADVOCATE.COM

In the cover story in Rolling Stone, crooning rocker John Mayer reveals what he does in his alone time and how he feels about confining his options to just one gender.

“I am the new generation of masturbator,” he said of his top pastime. “I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week ... I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion.”

Mayer also admitted that his quest to find his life partner is difficult, but he's open to some options.

“I don’t care about anything other than energy,” Mayer said. Though he hasn't quite slept with another man, he sees the appeal: “I’ve seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women.”


Personally, I wouldn't mind watching him masturbate. As long as he didn't sing.

Bill

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1 comment:

  1. whether he's trying to cash in by appealing to the gay male market, or he's honestly telling the truth (or both), that was nice to read!

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